I hate to admit it, but obviously I can't come up with 25 reasons Gerard Butler wants to meet me.
I am a really nice interesting and funny person but I was thinking about resorting to "I have a really cool vein in my hand," or "I visited Scotland once." Both feel equally sad so THAT'S IT. I'm just gonna do it. Yes, it's taken me four years to care enough....
But 13 reasons seems somehow unlucky so here it is, I'm digging deep...the #1 reason Gerard Butler wants to meet me:
I have a screened in porch, with a couch that is long enough to sleep on and my kitten would probably lick his face.
Monday, August 25, 2014
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Reason #12

It's finally stopped raining here.
And because of all the rain I'm thinking our vegetation might remind Mr. Butler of his green home in Scotland. I'm just hoping that our temperatures will go up and our precipitation levels will go down soon so that our climate can stop reminding me of the damn climate of Scotland.
Here's obligatory image of his handsomeness. :)
Monday, November 30, 2009
Reason #13
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Reason #14

Don't get me wrong, I'm old but I'm not entirely against violence in a movie, I just like my violence a little less realistic. I prefer werewolves and vampires myself.
Oh, but I will say about Gamer, if you survive to the 'West Side Story Prologue/I've Got You Under My Skin' scene, that one's down right artsy; brilliant really.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Reason #15

Okay, that's total bullshit. Being in close proximity to all these taunt young bodies really just makes me feel alternately very old and care worn, and utterly grateful I don't have to relive being that stupid and insecure. And of course recently, I'm rather concerned about their lack of hygiene since I'd rather not bring swine flu home to my family just by taking a Environmental Conservation class.
I suppose this completely fails as a reason Mr. Butler wants to meet me, but as school has started, I'm just too overwhelmed and tired to worry about it.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Reason #16

I'm married. I get the feeling from all my intimate knowledge of Mr. Butler that he's just not ready to settle down and commit to one woman right now. So even if he met me, fell deeply in love, decided he wanted to marry me, it would be illegal.
If on the other hand, he worries about meeting new women because they might want a commitment from him he's not ready to give, no worries with me, I'm off the market. He can feel free to be himself with me without fear of 'where it might be going' or 'expectations of more.' In the vernacular, I'm safe.
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Reason #17

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