I am a really nice interesting and funny person but I was thinking about resorting to "I have a really cool vein in my hand," or "I visited Scotland once." Both feel equally sad so THAT'S IT. I'm just gonna do it. Yes, it's taken me four years to care enough....
But 13 reasons seems somehow unlucky so here it is, I'm digging deep...the #1 reason Gerard Butler wants to meet me:
I have a screened in porch, with a couch that is long enough to sleep on and my kitten would probably lick his face.
